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Women's No One Gets Out Alive Racerback Tank Top

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Sure, you could argue that astronauts leave the earth, but they all come back eventually. No one can escape the final exit from our world. This funny 1970s inspired dark humor shirt is perfect for wearing your existential dread on your sleeve, or chest as it were. Whether you can't wait to leave this planet or are making the most of your time here on earth, this universal statement about death is perfect for having a laugh at mortality or reminding you to seize the day.

Shirt Info:

  • Pre-shrunk ringspun cotton
  • Racerback
  • Semi-relaxed fit

Our fashion forward racerback womens tanks are perfect for hitting the gym or styling with a cardigan or jacket for a casual weekend look. Made with ultra soft ringspun cotton, side seam construction, and a semi-relaxed fit. (Note: Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend.)

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our ladies racerback tank tops have a semi-relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small: 16 inch width chest x 24.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium: 16.75 inch width chest x 24.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-8)
Large: 17.75 inch width chest x 25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-12)
X-Large: 18.75 inch width chest x 25.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 14)
2X-Large: 19.75 inch width chest x 26 inch length (usually fits dress size 16)

Still not sure what size to order We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.